Purple Twinkie - Funny Flash Games Video and Pictures
date ::current year 2008
 Being Politically Correct
Social Networking Wars! - this is a must watch video
Things I MUST remember as a dog - this is great! check it out
date :: circa 2007
Feb 2 is Groundhog Day ... but, I'm thinking we should re-name it to Beaver Day ... 
Google is having an Identity Crisis with their logo
Dateline - To Catch a Predator Spoof -- this is great good work to the creators at what else is on
Written & Directed by Bill Caco -
Starring: Bill Caco, J. Robert Thompson, Rick Garcia
Synopsis: Dateline NBC's Chris Hansen is at it again in the most memorable "Predator" yet.
One of my favorite public access television personalities worth watching the ... Francine Dancer Show
date :: circa 2006
Ok - I think that Gary Brolsma is caught up in his own fame ... he created a new video of himself dancing and singing called - New Numa by Gary Brolsma
I don't know how I ever missed this one, but Friends of Foamy created a Badger Song for Foamy - Foamy Foamy Foamy Song - its great - I love the series and all the spoofs
Wired Magazine is reporting that Beck will be releasing a new album --> Beck - The Infinite Album - its a good read .. we hope to have some it on here to show you once it happens
One more episode for The Amazing Racist - Mexican Orange Vendor ... one of these days this guy will get shot, but it is funnier than hell ... LOL
This is the best real story I have come across in recent times ... Leprechaun Spotted in Mobile, Alabama
Jesus Dress Up Game - gotta love it - that's all i can say.
A new Kevin Federline song has leaked - called Snap - and it is just as shiteous as all of his other music. - wanna listen? - Snap by Kevin Federline - "K-Fag, SNAP out of it. You will never be like Feminem."
This is some really interesting research - 40 Million Surfers Are Online Daily Just For Fun - Really?!??? I think we all already know this ... isn't that why you are here?
Rejection Line Phone Numbers - I have the latest list of Rejection Line Phone numbers and it covers most major city areas.
Here is one for all the dot.com'ers out there - Laid Off by Odd Todd
There has been a lot of press lately about Dick Cheney and his famous hunting trip. This is a great flash video called Cheney's got a gun - check it out
This is just way too funny .. ButtPlug - commercial
Today someone showed my the funniest pictures .. I had to put them up - Brokeback Mountain Dolls
I am finally getting around to putting up some new videos .. these are controversial on the internet, so I hope not offend anyone by showing them, but ya know what ... take it easy and enjoy then or not.
The Amazing Racist Videos
I ran across this quote today and had to make it available to my users - maybe the next time you are in a meeting you can think of this quote and find something better (like come to this site) to do with your time - you might need a laptop
"Meetings are an addictive, highly self-indulgent activity that corporations and other large organizations habitually engage in only because they cannot actually masturbate." - Dave Barry
Numa Numa American Idol - The was a lot of work put into this flash animation/movie .. if you like the Numa Numa Video, then you should like this one as well.
Some more updates (I must be on a roll or something)
Numa Numa - I have no idea what's going on here! Some guy singing O-Zone's Dragostea Din Tei and lip syncing while being captured on his web-cam. I guess he is famous now.
Blonde Star - I normally will not do audio, but this is one of my favorites. On Star Emergency Services Spoof for our blonde friends around the world.
American Idol - They said he was the worst in the whole world ... hahaha ... i could agree with that.
Your Real Horoscope - This is the genuine article .. the real deal - what they won't tell you.
Wife + Kids = No Sex and the Departure of My Sanity
date :: circa 2005
I have created some new category pages to help you find the content you are looking for ... I will be adding more content in the next couple weeks.
Adult Flash Games
Flash Movies
Flash Games
I also added a ton of new Adult Flash Games and Movies to that new section. Some are very funny, other are kinda sick .. then again that's why they are in the Adult Section.
If you love the movie "Office Space" as much as I do, then you should like some funny images that I have collected and are dedicated to Office Space.
Office Space Pictures
Office Space INITECH ID Badges
... And in the Videos Section we have a Work Place Training Video on Sexual Harassment - I guess they had some problems with people not understanding common sense - LOL.
And ... YES .. I'm using some new little images that I found thru Google's Image Search to brighten up the page. :)
Yes, Yes .. I know ... It has been 2 months since my last update to the site; but I have been gathering more and more content for your enjoyment ... Adult Games, Flash Movies, Flash Games and I will be posting more over the next few weeks. I even have a few somewhat complete collections of certain types of flash.
Happy Tree Friends - I have almost the whole collection of Happy Tree Friends videos, games, greeting cards (perfect for Christmas) and smoochies.
More Flash games and videos below ... enjoy
- Smiley Face Popper - Use the beach ball to pop as many smiley faces as possible in the time allowed - use the space bar and arrow keys to get the job done.
- Happy Tree Friends - Another Happy Tree Friends video animation for Valentines Day.
- XIAO XIAO Heineken - Flash Video of Stick Figures fighting it out over Heineken Beer.
Again, it has been a while since my last update ... work, life .. things just take you away from stuff ya know ... i have some updates and more games, movies and interesting things ... enjoy.
- The Simpson's - Actually the Singhsons a parody of The Simpson's, not PC .. but funny none the less.
- Donkey Kong - Just like the original (as far as I can tell) check it out for memories ... at least they will bring them back if you are as old as i am .. one of the greatest video arcade games ever.
- End of the World - A video (odd) of the world and how it is now and soon to be ... just one individuals take on it ... worth a watch.
- Cone Crazy - Driving thru Cones hit as many as you can in the time allowed .. yellow ones are a bonus they reward you for bad driving .. lol.
- Dr. Evil Says - Another of the celeb says games ... Dr. Evil sounds galore all for the movie Austin Powers.
- Drunk Walker - See how far you can get the drunk to walk thru the street before he falls over on his butt.
- Balloon Maze - In this game you have to use a fan to move a animal holding onto a balloon thru a maze without touching the sides or you lose.
- Fly on Face - Use your mouse to annoy the living hell out the guy on the screen .. be careful he will catch you and eat you.
- Foamy's Rant - About life people, east coast men all kinda of stuff ... just listen - many time I'm sure some people would like to have said a lot of this stuff.
- Footy Badger Song - Yet another of the famous Badger, Badger, Badger Songs made for Footy Football(Soccer) in England.
- Fuk her Gently - A love song by two cupids that shows the devil how to have sex properly ... maybe we can all learn something from this romantic song about SEX.
- Ganguro Girl - This is the hack enabled version - password installed so you can get right to the best part .. having sex with the ganguro girl - very Adult in Nature.
- Hamster Taxidermy - A wonderful song about mounting a hamster on the wall of your den - Taxidermy style.
It has been a few weeks since my last update, but here we go ... I have tons of new SWF Flash Games, SWF Flash Movies, Funny Videos and Funny Images ... enjoy
- Forum Posting and You! - this is soon to be a classic ... watch how we educate little Billy in the art of forum posting (great commentary too). Novice and Veteran forum users should watch this we could all learn something.
- Dear P*nis Song - This is a classic song about the inner struggles of a man whom drinks and his plight ... just watch it.
- Beer Golf - Widmer Hefeweizen Beer golf game ... not too bad.
- Badger Song Banana Phone - A spoof of the famous badger song series ... Banana Phone.
I have added some more Flash to the site ... some games, movies, etc ...
The Moon is made out of CHEESE! ... and I have proof!
As some of you may have discovered, yesterday Google launched a new site called Google Moon (http://moon.google.com) - i was playing around with it and was able to confirm my suspicions about the moon being made of cheese .. that's correct CHEESE.
Take a look ( you will have to zoom all the way to the surface to see what I mean )
Click here for a larger version of the screen shot- Google Moon Large
Also, I have added a new story to the Funny Stories section of the site
Today, I have decided to add yet another section to the site ... funny stories - i hope you all enjoy them ... if you have any you would like to see up here ... email them to me and they may get posted.
FUNNY STORIES
I created a new video section to display all the videos of commercials, spoofs and other oddities i have collected
Funny Videos / Commercials
Here is a list of some of my favorites for your enjoyment
PICTURES
I found a shit load of new flash files that i wanted to share with you ... i will be placing more and more up here as the days go by ... so stay tuned
It has been some time since my last update ... I have been working a lot and not even playing online games ... oh well
I do have some new (some old) stuff i uploaded ... enjoy
- Kenya Song - great flash animation movie and educational as well
- Badger Song - one of the most annoying flash videos i have found, but funny
- The Wine Opener - this is a commercial for PokerRoom.com (WMV Format)
- Happy Tree Friends - A really really sick Flash Movie, but I like it :)
I know everyone has been asking when I am updating the games section of purple-twinie.com - so, here are a few that i have uploaded.
Flash Games:
- Crimson Warfare: A Flash version of strategy games such as: Red Alert Series
- Frogmania: Try to catch all the insects as fast as possible by clicking on the frogs.
- Plumber 2: Fix everything in time so that the water can flow away
- Space Shooter: Very fast paced spaceship shooter game -kill everything that moves!
- Xmas mini-golf: These are great obstacle golf courses
Mini-Putt Game:
- Orgasm Girl: 18 and up ONLY - Adult in Nature -- Try your very best to give this girl the orgasm of her life. But, don't wake her up!
I found this on Valley of the Geeks [valleyofthegeeks.com] ... thought you would enjoy it
"Got ... CLAP?" <-- click dat
Finally some updates to this site ... it has been months, but I have been busy or simply un-motivated { LOL }
Well, I have a vary serious collection of Flash games I want to share as well as some funny videos to check out. Now some of these games are a little adult in nature, so if you are not 18 ... please do not access them -- you can view the list here or by click on the button above .. "flash games "
This Page shows is a letter of resignation that I received via email ... not sure if it is real, but there have been so many times and situations where I wanted to say these words ... I thought I would share it with everyone.
Some funny banners from Valley of the Geeks
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