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		<title>An Atheist in the Woods</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 03 Dec 2011 15:19:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[AN ATHEIST IN THE WOODS An atheist was walking through the woods. &#8220;What majestic trees! What powerful rivers! What beautiful animals! He said to himself. As he was walking alongside the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him. He turned to look. He saw a 7-foot grizzly bear charge towards him. He [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A Male Fairy Tale</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Aug 2011 23:01:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess, &#8220;will you marry me?&#8221; The Princess said, No!!! And the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles, drove Corvettes and banged skinny long-legged big-titted broads and hunted and fished and raced and went to naked bars and dated women half his age and drank [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Leroy and the welfare office</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Apr 2011 18:10:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Marilena</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Welfare Office A woman walks into the downtown welfare office, trailed by 15 kids. &#8216;WOW,&#8217; the social worker exclaims, &#8216;are they all yours?&#8221; &#8216; Yep, they are all mine,&#8217; the flustered momma sighs, having heard that question a thousand times before. She says, &#8216;Sit down Leroy.&#8217; All the children rush to find seats. Well,&#8217; says [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Scottish Christmas Story</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Nov 2010 15:48:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Marilena</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A man in Scotland calls his son in London the day before Christmas Eve and says,Â &#8221;I hate to ruin your day but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough&#8221;. &#8220;Dad, what are you talking about?&#8221; the son screams. &#8220;We can&#8217;t stand the sight of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Best duct tape story ever &#8211; Bear vs. Airplane vs. Duct Tape</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Feb 2010 00:18:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>scott</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Best duct tape story ever During a private &#8220;fly-in&#8221; fishing excursion in the Alaskan wilderness, the chartered pilot and fishermen left a cooler and bait in the plane. And a bear smelled it. This is what he did to the plane. Best duct tape story ever During a private &#8220;fly-in&#8221; fishing excursion in the Alaskan [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Viagra its What&#8217;s For Dinner</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Nov 2009 18:50:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>scott</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Viagra, it&#8217;s What&#8217;s For Dinner! Well, it&#8217;s the year 2009 and Viagra is basically a household name.Â Perhaps stay at home moms should embrace that fact and start sharing recipes for cooking up some post meal intimacy.Â May I suggest, what I assume to be, the world&#8217;s first erectile dysfunction online cookbook.Â It features cocktails, appetizers, the main [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Why I am not the perfect girl for you</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Mar 2009 17:42:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>scott</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Why I am not the perfect girl for you. &#8230; again from the Best of Craigslist .. this time hat-tip to @SINgleGIRL for finding this gemÂ  &#8211; her comment: &#8220;Funniest Craiglist ad EVER. Laughed so loud I startled my coworkers&#8221; http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/nfk/980725217.html For a while now, Iâ€™ve been posting and hunting on Craigslist. I get bored [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Dear Mr Scammer</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 01 Mar 2009 17:11:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>scott</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[From the Best of CraigsList &#8211; I have to save the really good ones, so they don&#8217;t disappear forever http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/wdc/987443049.html Dear Mr. Scammer I owe you a few apologies: I am sorry for responding and saying sure I am happy to engage in a bizarre business deal with you knowing full well it isnâ€™t real. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Pocket Tazer Stun Gun a great gift for the wife</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Feb 2009 17:14:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>scott</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Someone sent this to me this morning &#8211; not sure how real it is, but its defintiely a good read Pocket Tazer Stun Gun, a great gift for the wife. A guy who purchased his lovely wife a pocket Tazer for their anniversary submitted this: Last weekend I saw something at Larry&#8217;s Pistol &#38; Pawn [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Things I MUST remember as a dog</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Feb 2009 01:32:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>scott</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Things I MUST remember as a dog: 1. The garbage collector is not stealing our stuff. 2. I do not need to suddenly stand straight up when I&#8217;m lying under the coffee table. 3. I will not roll my toys behind the fridge, behind the sofa or under the bed. 4. I must shake the [...]]]></description>
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