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		<title>An Atheist in the Woods</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 03 Dec 2011 15:19:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[AN ATHEIST IN THE WOODS An atheist was walking through the woods. &#8220;What majestic trees! What powerful rivers! What beautiful animals! He said to himself. As he was walking alongside the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him. He turned to look. He saw a 7-foot grizzly bear charge towards him. He [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Top 10 Ways To Get Your Girlfriend To Watch the Superbowl</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Dec 2011 06:01:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Top 10 Ways To Get Your Girlfriend To Watch the Superbowl TWO WAYS YOU WON&#8217;T MAKE HER CARE ABOUT SPORTS Desperate times call for desperate measures, but if you choose either of these two roads to failure, you&#8217;re going to regret it. 10. Don&#8217;t Make A Deal With The Devil My buddy had a girlfriend [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A Male Fairy Tale</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Aug 2011 23:01:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess, &#8220;will you marry me?&#8221; The Princess said, No!!! And the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles, drove Corvettes and banged skinny long-legged big-titted broads and hunted and fished and raced and went to naked bars and dated women half his age and drank [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Rednecks Everywhere</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 19 Jun 2011 02:11:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Some inspirational pictures of the illusive North American REDNECK!]]></description>
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		<title>Motivational Posters</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 18 Jun 2011 17:08:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>FAIL &#8211; Crazy Airplane Pictures</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[FAIL &#8211; Crazy Airplane Pictures]]></description>
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		<title>Leroy and the welfare office</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Apr 2011 18:10:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Marilena</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Welfare Office A woman walks into the downtown welfare office, trailed by 15 kids. &#8216;WOW,&#8217; the social worker exclaims, &#8216;are they all yours?&#8221; &#8216; Yep, they are all mine,&#8217; the flustered momma sighs, having heard that question a thousand times before. She says, &#8216;Sit down Leroy.&#8217; All the children rush to find seats. Well,&#8217; says [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Why I need to delete my Facebook Account</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 18 Jan 2011 21:15:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I went to view this, but unfortunately could not because the server was down because of too many requests &#8230; so, I republished here for all to enjoy &#8230; please social media proof your server http://runt-of-the-web.com/post/2472562549/why-i-need-quit-facebook]]></description>
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		<title>Date My Daughter &#8211; Apply Here</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Dec 2010 05:47:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[APPLICATION FOR PERMISSION TO DATE MY DAUGHTER NOTE: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied by a complete financial statement, job history, lineage, and current medical report from your doctor. NAME_____________________________________ DATE OF BIRTH____________ HEIGHT___________ WEIGHT____________ IQ__________ GPA_____________ SOCIAL SECURITY #_________________ DRIVERS LICENSE #________________ BOY SCOUT RANK AND BADGES__________________________________________ HOME ADDRESS_______________________ CITY/STATE___________ ZIP______ [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Daddy&#8217;s Rules for Dating</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Dec 2010 05:43:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>RaRa</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Rule One: If you pull into my driveway and honk you&#8217;d better be delivering a package, because you&#8217;re sure not picking anything up. Rule Two: You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot [...]]]></description>
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