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A Male Fairy Tale

by admin on August 24, 2011

Once upon a time,
a Prince asked a beautiful Princess, “will you marry me?”
The Princess said, No!!!

And the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles, drove Corvettes and banged skinny long-legged big-titted broads and hunted and fished and raced and went to naked bars and dated women half his age and drank whiskey, beer and Captain Morgan and never heard bitching and never paid child support or alimony and banged cheerleaders and kept his house and guns and all his fishing equipment and ate spam and potato chips and beans and blew enormous farts and never got cheated on while he was at work and all his friends and family thought he was frikin cool as hell and he had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up.

The end.

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