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	<title>Comments on: Why I am not the perfect girl for you</title>
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		<title>By: uberVU - social comments</title>
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		<dc:creator>uberVU - social comments</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Apr 2010 22:14:17 +0000</pubDate>
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This post was mentioned on Twitter by scottpolk: Why I am not the perfect girl for you http://bit.ly/66MRyi ~LOL funny Read - plz RT...</description>
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<p>This post was mentioned on Twitter by scottpolk: Why I am not the perfect girl for you <a href="http://bit.ly/66MRyi" rel="nofollow">http://bit.ly/66MRyi</a> ~LOL funny Read &#8211; plz RT&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: Ashent</title>
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		<dc:creator>Ashent</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 26 Jan 2010 03:45:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I thought the point of making a satire list was to actually be funny? She offered no insights or original thoughts in the course of that badly put together rant, and no part of it was any more enjoyable than actually reading pathetic craigslist posts.

My favorite part however was knocking the guy for weighing 130lbs after whining about how guys say up front they aren&#039;t interested in a big girl.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I thought the point of making a satire list was to actually be funny? She offered no insights or original thoughts in the course of that badly put together rant, and no part of it was any more enjoyable than actually reading pathetic craigslist posts.</p>
<p>My favorite part however was knocking the guy for weighing 130lbs after whining about how guys say up front they aren&#8217;t interested in a big girl.</p>
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		<title>By: Alex</title>
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		<dc:creator>Alex</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Jun 2009 19:38:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&quot;Wrastle&quot; is a joke, people, come on. And you have to admit, the postings she pulled are certainly not unique. There are tons more like them posted on Craigslist every day. It&#039;s just having fun with what people say and what they really mean.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;Wrastle&#8221; is a joke, people, come on. And you have to admit, the postings she pulled are certainly not unique. There are tons more like them posted on Craigslist every day. It&#8217;s just having fun with what people say and what they really mean.</p>
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		<title>By: Kasey</title>
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		<dc:creator>Kasey</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Jun 2009 17:20:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>You took a lot of things on here way too literally.  It was obvious what these people meant. Btw, it&#039;s &quot;wrestle&quot; not &quot;wrastle&quot; and to Anna, yes, I&#039;m sure she meant to talk like a Beverly Hillbilly. That makes perfect sense.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You took a lot of things on here way too literally.  It was obvious what these people meant. Btw, it&#8217;s &#8220;wrestle&#8221; not &#8220;wrastle&#8221; and to Anna, yes, I&#8217;m sure she meant to talk like a Beverly Hillbilly. That makes perfect sense.</p>
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		<title>By: stu</title>
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		<dc:creator>stu</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Jun 2009 14:59:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Great post. The people here that are putting you down are probably the original moron posters. I realize many people use abbreviations on the net these days, but for God&#039;s sake learn to  spell.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Great post. The people here that are putting you down are probably the original moron posters. I realize many people use abbreviations on the net these days, but for God&#8217;s sake learn to  spell.</p>
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		<title>By: BC.</title>
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		<dc:creator>BC.</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 23 May 2009 18:49:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Your my type of  girl your strong and tough and you can kick my ass get in touch with me.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Your my type of  girl your strong and tough and you can kick my ass get in touch with me.</p>
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		<title>By: Chase</title>
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		<dc:creator>Chase</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 20 May 2009 20:06:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Whoever wrote this is even sadder than all the people posting on craigslist.  Are you really that low on self-confidence that you turn towards making fun of other people?  On top of that, you are not even remotely funny.  Your criticisms are childish and stupid.  Ill tell you why your not the perfect girl for any of these men, or any men for that matter.  It&#039;s because your a self-loathing coldharded b*tch.  Get a life...seriously.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Whoever wrote this is even sadder than all the people posting on craigslist.  Are you really that low on self-confidence that you turn towards making fun of other people?  On top of that, you are not even remotely funny.  Your criticisms are childish and stupid.  Ill tell you why your not the perfect girl for any of these men, or any men for that matter.  It&#8217;s because your a self-loathing coldharded b*tch.  Get a life&#8230;seriously.</p>
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		<title>By: Anna</title>
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		<dc:creator>Anna</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 19 May 2009 02:17:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I&#039;m pretty sure the error was on purpose. My mom used to pronounce it &quot;rassel&quot; in reference to a tv show. (Beverly Hillbillies, maybe?)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m pretty sure the error was on purpose. My mom used to pronounce it &#8220;rassel&#8221; in reference to a tv show. (Beverly Hillbillies, maybe?)</p>
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		<title>By: Zachery.</title>
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		<dc:creator>Zachery.</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 19 May 2009 00:23:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&quot;Wrastle?&quot;  Baby girl, I am a boy still in High School. As immature as I am even I would not be  so hypocritical to post something without first editing, much less have a spelling/grammar then judge someone Else&#039;s proper grammar because you&#039;ve never been laid.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;Wrastle?&#8221;  Baby girl, I am a boy still in High School. As immature as I am even I would not be  so hypocritical to post something without first editing, much less have a spelling/grammar then judge someone Else&#8217;s proper grammar because you&#8217;ve never been laid.</p>
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		<title>By: Stacy</title>
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		<dc:creator>Stacy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 12 May 2009 20:23:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Who ever you are high five! Thank for the laugh...</description>
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