Scientific Proof that Girls are Evil – as you can see from this very simple mathematical formula, men you finally have the evidence you need to say “Girls are Evil and I can prove it!!”
Girls are Evil
Girls require time and money: Girls = Time + Money
“Time is money”: Time = Money
So girls are money squared: Girls = Money²
“Money is the root of all evil”: Money = √evil
So girls are evil: Girls = ( √evil)² = evil
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SOOOOO WRONG!!!!
I found proof that men are worse!!!
men = time x money x girls x sex
And as we all know “time is money”
time = money
Therefore
men = money x money x girls x sex
And we all know men want girls as many as possible
Because they want to have sex as many as they can
For them : girls = sex
As for men’s proof that “girls are evil”
girls = evil
So…..evil = sex
Therefore
men = money2 x evil x evil
men = money2 x evil2
And because “money is the root off all evil”
money = √evil
Therefore
money2 = evil
men = evil x (evil) 2
men = evil3
Men’s proof :
girls = evil
Girls proof :
men = (evil)3 ——–> men are worse than evil
So…we are forced to conclude that Men are worse than girls