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Scientific Proof that Girls are Evil

by Marilena on November 6, 2009

Scientific Proof that Girls are Evil – as you can see from this very simple mathematical formula, men you finally have the evidence you need to say “Girls are Evil and I can prove it!!”

Girls are Evil

Girls are Evil

Girls require time and money: Girls = Time + Money

“Time is money”: Time = Money

So girls are money squared: Girls = Money²

“Money is the root of all evil”: Money = √evil

So girls are evil: Girls = ( √evil)² = evil

{ 5 comments… read them below or add one }

MC November 6, 2009 at 7:33 pm

SOOOOO WRONG!!!!

MC November 6, 2009 at 7:52 pm

I found proof that men are worse!!!
men = time x money x girls x sex

And as we all know “time is money”
time = money

Therefore
men = money x money x girls x sex

And we all know men want girls as many as possible
Because they want to have sex as many as they can
For them : girls = sex

As for men’s proof that “girls are evil”
girls = evil
So…..evil = sex

Therefore
men = money2 x evil x evil
men = money2 x evil2

And because “money is the root off all evil”
money = √evil

Therefore
money2 = evil
men = evil x (evil) 2
men = evil3

Men’s proof :
girls = evil

Girls proof :
men = (evil)3 ——–> men are worse than evil

So…we are forced to conclude that Men are worse than girls

Tim Godwin October 24, 2010 at 8:56 am

Let me help ya little. Money is “not” the root of all evil. The “LOVE” of money is the root of all evil.

Lawana Sinquefield June 18, 2011 at 10:29 am

I am very thankful to this topic because it really gives up to date information

Anonymous November 6, 2011 at 2:25 pm

So MC, what you’re saying is basicly this; If we use evil as a measuring tool then every man is worth the same as 3 women?

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