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5 Easy Steps to Steal your Dream Girl from her Loser Boyfriend

by RaRa on December 2, 2010

Red Hot Dream GirlAlright, she’s totally the one you’ve been looking for.

You know, your knees got weak…instant lust mixed with love at first sight. An odd feeling, I know. But pace yourself, you know, it’s obvious…there’s no way she’s single.

You’re right. She’s not. But seriously? That guy?

Maybe he’s a dork, or fat, or bald, or ugly, or all of the above. He might even be hot. But one thing’s for sure….. He’s not you.
A beautiful woman like that should naturally date someone higher up in the pack.
But how? Like a player who knows how to win the game. Here’s how to do it:

1 . Friends First
You can’t come on too strong and make her defensive, which is what she’ll have to do if you start flirting with her. So don’t. Instead, just be her friend. Really? Yup, just friends. Nothing more. Don’t flirt with her, don’t hit on her or make make suggestive comments and, afor god’s sake, don’t touch her. Save that for later.

2. Listen to Her
I mean really listen to her. Her her dreams, daily duties, even her babbling nonsense, and most of all, her problems. Why? Because trust “is one of the most important foundations in a relationship”, and once you’ve proven yourself to be kind and honorable, the kind that would never try to steal another man’s girl, she’ll open up to you. All relationships have problems. Eventually, you’ll hear about them. But let them work for you.

3. You are the solution
Like the sayings go “Talk is cheap” and “Actions speak louder than words”. Play it smart, make the right careful moves. Look for ways to get her to think about you as a better decision. For example, if she complains that her boyfriend is cheap, pick up the check (and play it off like it’s no big deal, even if it means you’ll have to get a payday loan to cover your groceries). If she complains about being taken for granted, slip her nice small compliments. You like her earrings, her long eyelashes, or did she just get her nails done? Or how she is with people. Anything that shows you notice the effort she puts in.

4. Now is the Time
So if you’ve played your hand like the poke-her star you are, she’ll see you hold all the aces. You’re everything she wants now.If you’ve played your cards right to this point, she should be starting to see the light. You’re intelligent, humorous and a charming gentleman. Keeps your eyes open for the signs she’s open to the possibility of change. Hold your eye contact longer. Subtle touches when you pull out her chair or open a door for her. And if you get to spend time with her one-on-one, there’s nothing wrong with a goodbye her between friends is there?

5. Get her Drunk
Drinks like gin aren’t called panty remover for nothing. Alcohol: the magic elixir for taking the edge off and removing inhibitions. It will help both of you to relax and feel less nervous. It will help you feel more confident to make your move and help her to be more receptive. Don’t get wasted, just keep a nice buzz going. And if by chance she doesn’t see the light, where’s the loss really? You got lots of practice and who wants to be with a dumb broad anyway? Get yourself a stiff drink, get hammered and forget about it by morning.

{ 6 comments… read them below or add one }

Friends First Dating February 1, 2011 at 7:29 pm

What a great article. Friends First Dating I believe is the only way to have a lasting relationship!

topdating-tips February 16, 2011 at 11:28 pm

Thanks for you sharing, and I do steal my current girlfriend from her previos boyfriend, http://topdating-tips.blogspot.com/2011/02/steal-girl-from-her-boyfriend-dating.html

candy April 28, 2011 at 5:34 pm

What makes a girl some one guys/people say “there’s no way she’s single?”

andew February 2, 2013 at 8:50 am

like girl she boyfriend girl look me see in eye look shy

No Time For Love Dr. Jones February 20, 2013 at 9:34 am

This is a great article! Thank you! There’s this woman I’m totally in love with though I can’t tell her how I feel because she has a D-Bag of a boyfriend. She lives upstairs from me and this guy makes love to her, is done in 7-8 minutes, gets up, goes to the bathroom, then the kitchen for a drink of water and back to bed. I know all this because of the hardwood floors she has. Every woman I’ve talked to about this agrees, “only once? What a D-Bag!” I can go at least four times a night, stay with and her not jump off to look for Ponce de Leon’s fountain of youth from the kitchen sink. I’ve started working out again, watching my diet and improving everything about me to catch her attention. The thing is, she and I really get along and I don’t want to appear too eager. She’s, smart, funny and gorgeous. All help is most appreciated. This is the one and only for me.

Osvaldo McKinley June 6, 2013 at 8:19 am

Thanks for finally writing about >5 Easy Steps to Steal your Dream Girl from her Loser Boyfriend
<Loved it!

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