December 2, 2010
Alright, she’s totally the one you’ve been looking for. You know, your knees got weak…instant lust mixed with love at first sight. An odd feeling, I know. But pace yourself, you know, it’s obvious…there’s no way she’s single. You’re right. She’s not. But seriously? That guy? Maybe he’s a dork, or fat, or bald, or [...]
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November 30, 2010
A man in Scotland calls his son in London the day before Christmas Eve and says, ”I hate to ruin your day but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough”. “Dad, what are you talking about?” the son screams. “We can’t stand the sight of [...]
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