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Why I need to delete my Facebook Account

January 18, 2011

I went to view this, but unfortunately could not because the server was down because of too many requests … so, I republished here for all to enjoy … please social media proof your server http://runt-of-the-web.com/post/2472562549/why-i-need-quit-facebook

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Date My Daughter – Apply Here

December 3, 2010

APPLICATION FOR PERMISSION TO DATE MY DAUGHTER NOTE: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied by a complete financial statement, job history, lineage, and current medical report from your doctor. NAME_____________________________________ DATE OF BIRTH____________ HEIGHT___________ WEIGHT____________ IQ__________ GPA_____________ SOCIAL SECURITY #_________________ DRIVERS LICENSE #________________ BOY SCOUT RANK AND BADGES__________________________________________ HOME ADDRESS_______________________ CITY/STATE___________ ZIP______ [...]

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Daddy’s Rules for Dating

December 3, 2010

Rule One: If you pull into my driveway and honk you’d better be delivering a package, because you’re sure not picking anything up. Rule Two: You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot [...]

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Get Your Han Solo On – Latex Vacuum Bed

December 2, 2010

This crazy shit is straight out of a lost Star Wars movie. And although you may not have heard of it, it’s supposedly pretty big in the BDSM and bondage circles. For whatever reason it exists, there is such a thing. People slide themselves into the VacBed, vacuum all the air out, leaving them trapped [...]

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5 Easy Steps to Steal your Dream Girl from her Loser Boyfriend

December 2, 2010

Alright, she’s totally the one you’ve been looking for. You know, your knees got weak…instant lust mixed with love at first sight. An odd feeling, I know. But pace yourself, you know, it’s obvious…there’s no way she’s single. Youâ€™re right. Sheâ€™s not. But seriously? That guy? Maybe he’s a dork, or fat, or bald, or [...]

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Scottish Christmas Story

November 30, 2010

A man in Scotland calls his son in London the day before Christmas Eve and says,Â ”I hate to ruin your day but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough”. “Dad, what are you talking about?” the son screams. “We can’t stand the sight of [...]

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