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The "F" Word - When is the usage of the word "Fuck" acceptable?
There are only eleven times in history where the "F" word has been considered acceptable for use.

They are as follows:

11. "What the %$#@ do you mean, we are sinking?"
- Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912

10. "What the %$#@ was that?"
- Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945

9. "Where did all those %$#@ing Indians come from?"
- Custer, 1877

8. "Any %$#@ing idiot could understand that."
- Einstein, 1938

7. "It does so %$#@ing look like her!"
- Picasso, 1909

6. "How the %$#@ did you work that out?"
- Pythagoras, 126 BC

5. "You want WHAT on the %$#@ing ceiling?"
- Michelangelo, 1566

4. "Where the %$#@ are we?"
- Amelia Earhart, 1937

3. "Scattered %$#@ing showers, my ass!"
- Noah, 4314 BC

2. "Aw c'mon. Who the %$#@ is going to find out?"
- Bill Clinton, 1998

1. "Geez, I didn't think they'd get this %$#@ing mad."
- Saddam Hussein, 2003